anselm

Sooo I had this dream, right? There I was, misbehaving as usual. Suddenly... eight-foot tall paddle-wielding construction worker/tattoo artist outta nowhere! He said I deserved to be punished. And I got spanked.
Yes, I have crazy dreams like this all the time. It is awesome.
I told friends about the dream and they joked that he was the guardian angel who uses corporal punishment.
And that is how he got his wings. I named him Anselm.